Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
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