What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
All punts are highly intended
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
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