The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Join us for plenty of play action.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
The huddle is real
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
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