What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Having a ball
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Summer is just floating by.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
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