How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
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