In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
By the seat of one’s punt
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
We’ll have a ball.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
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