What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
This summer is going swimmingly.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
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