Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
I feel tail great!
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
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