Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Join us for plenty of play action.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
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