Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
By the seat of one’s punt
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
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