What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
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