Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
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