What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
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