The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Poor white splash.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
This summer is going swimmingly.
We’ll have a ball.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
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