. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
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