Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Get in the swim this summer.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Having a ball
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
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