It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Poor white splash.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Prepare to be bowled over.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
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