The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
The calm before the score
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
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