If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
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