My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
The goal nine yards
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
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