What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
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