Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Case in punt
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
We’ll have a ball.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Water you doing on [date]?
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Poor white splash.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
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