Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
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