If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
We’ll have a ball.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Having a ball
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
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