What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Case in punt
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
The calm before the score
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
I feel tail great!
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