How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Having a ball
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
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