Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
For instant fun, just add water.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
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