Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
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