Get in the swim this summer.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
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