What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
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