The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
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What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
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