Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Calm before the score
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
The calm before the score
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
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