Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
​Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Give me some pigskin
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
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