What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
All punts are highly intended
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
The goal nine yards
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Water you doing on [date]?
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
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