What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
We’ll have a ball.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
I like your tight end
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
I feel tail great!
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
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