The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
My moment in the sun.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Get in the swim this summer.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
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