Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
For instant fun, just add water.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
All punts are highly intended
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
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