What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
My moment in the sun.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Summer is just floating by.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
I feel tail great!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Having a ball
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
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