A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
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