There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Case in punt
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
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