What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
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