When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
I like your tight end
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
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