How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
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