An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
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Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
For instant fun, just add water.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
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