What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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