If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
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