How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
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