Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
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