What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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