What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
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