The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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