You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
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