I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
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