What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
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