Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
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