Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
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