Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
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