What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
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