Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
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