What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
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