Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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