I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
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