What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
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