Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
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