Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
That crazy little sun of a beach.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Are you squiding me right now?
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
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