What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Girls just wanna have sun.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
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