If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
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