How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
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