What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Tis the sea-sun.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.