What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Salty but sweet.
Seas the day.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
I was hiking yesterday, when I suddenly ran in to a cougar....
Almost made me puma pants!
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
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