What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
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