What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
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