There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
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